Max wants to beat up everyone
He has a lisp and a hunchback.  He thinks everyone actively conspires against him. I ignore him

Today I stole 3 milks more than the usual 1
Even a tangerine

I took the longest **** I could because I feel like I'm being molested on a daily basis and I'm entitled to that time.

I sat with Alyssa in her car while she talked about her boyfriend and the fact that he subscribed to an onlyfans and that she now feels betrayed. if I could put my genitals in her mouth I'd be content in the moment

I got no reason to wake up.
My alarm went off 20 after clock in so I called out sick
I am sick

very