USB is not recognised!
I'm not surprised,
but the computer was
when I put it in.

I have no idea what USB
stands for
and that's just one of the
many things
I have no idea about

once again
someone at the back
shouts
Google it you dipstick
I've put him on
my to-do, list.

But not being recognisable
is in some cases acceptable
and sometimes it's
preferable
especially if
the 'old bill' want a
word with you.