In order to achieve results You need to work hard That should be easy enough to understand The difficult part, though Is how hard you need to work Especially when it comes to Recruitment You see, the nature of the profession is such That you can't predict anything Because everything depends on people And every individual is different and unique In his/her own and special way Thus, luck is very crucial When it comes to hiring people There are times When you work out of your skins And still fail to achieve the desired results Because luck is not on your side There are also times When you do the bare minimum of work that's required And are able to achieve positive results Because you are kissed by Lady Luck On both cheeks These contrasting scenarios are common When it comes to hiring Investment Bankers You spend the entire day calling people But very few show interest And apart from those who are not keen There are quite a few Who don't even bother to answer your calls Or call you back There are also some people Who say "I will think about it and get back" Either they get back with a negative response Or they don't get back at all That is to say, they just disappear!! Thus, you have to start all over again And since you also have tight deadlines You are forced to work almost till midnight And sacrifice a few hours of sleep as well Since you have to go to office the very next day And it does not end there Your work forces you to stay at office till 7 PM Almost an hour later than usual And to add insult to injury You get a mild reprimand From the security staff Of the business centre which houses your office For not leaving on time If you thought the worst was over Then you were wrong Because you are forced to work on Sunday as well In order to ensure That at least one resume is sent to the client At the start of the week to follow If only if you had some luck That is to say If even one of the candidates who had said "No" Had said "Yes" instead Then you'd have enjoyed a weekend free of work And got some valuable rest in the process For all your efforts of the previous week Yes, in order to achieve results You do need to work hard But how hard you need to work Is something that is almost impossible to answer When it comes to Recruitment Particularly when you are hiring Investment Bankers
Poem on the amount of the never-ending work that I had to do; in order to share resumes for two never-ending Investment Banking roles