Let's go to town on it
close everything down and it
won't be a nuisance, it won't
stop us from sleeping,

shut down the NHS
which is like BHS but
for sick people
and who remembers BHS now?

Sell off the railways
put the unions in Strangeways
let everyone buy a donkey or walk.

We've got our expense accounts,
our duck ponds, our stables,
our wine cellars full of French fizz
so
why should we care about
what goes on out there it's
got nowt to do with us.