Mad rad splash, you are a perfect treasured dessert
That melts on my tongue; so stunningly made and sensational
So monstrous, scrumptious, and wondrous
I lapse into your rare crystal-clear sheerness
Swathed in your cosmic macho aroma

You enthrall my thoughts and feelings
Render me powerless to your sexually arousing rhythm
You draw me into your mentally stimulating
And scintillating amazingness

Your juicy ultra-smooth pulchritude engorges me
Bewitches and increases my heartbeat
Leads me to a peerless and sensuous paradise
Inconceivably delightful and sprightful kryptonite

You are like a tasty, flavored caramel frappe
That travels down the glowing roadway of my throat
Like crunchy, chewy, and bakery-style sugar cookies
Your orgasmically delicious and exquisite earthiness
Leaves me bereft of speech, lost in measureless unparalleled ecstasy