John Wayne couldn’t be found The Indian’s all left town John Wayne wasn’t on the seen The Indian’s refused to be mean Marshall Dillon moved from Dodge City The west was thinking oh what a pity The Stage Coaches loss their map for direction Show me the way to Hollywood Not by way of chopping wood Even the Mountains didn’t applaud Oh Lord The west always thought they won Somewhere they were outdone The west having a name That will remain Some think the west was lame Who are you going to blame? Fuss Fuss Fuss Back on the road on a bus On a mission being a must The west you thought No battle fought East went West I feel I am testing a test Free spirit at least The Indian’s put their arrows in storage At least they had courage The West in their ways History made back in the day