CLARA'S FALL – Sadly, at the end of the day, Clara fell from the top of the Empire State Building to her death. Bob grabbed for her ****-***** but it was too late. “I grabbed for her flapping ****-***** but missed them by 4 inches.” -- 57 people attended Clara's funeral and she was buried 6 hours later. “I'll never forget what she told me when we were swimming **** in Lake Michigan: 'Johnny 1 Friday I'm going to fall from the top of the Empire State Building and my life will be over,' and sure enough she was right.” -- Clara's father, Pastor Terry V. Hopkins, said: “Clara was a troubled child and my wife Mary did as much as she could with only 8 complete fingers.” An anonymous funeral attendee recalled: “Clara would often lob sixty-six lit sticks of dynamite at me when she was homosexually aroused & that is why I can't urinate with normal people anymore.”