If you don't read the papers
You'll be uninformed
If you do read the papers
You'll be misinformed

But I hold out hope for the Guardian
I was twice in the UK
She drank Turkish coffee
Royal Albert Hall

Took a train north
River Eden, Wetheral
Watched the Two Towers
Saruman does fall

Gerard Manley Hopkins
Oxford after all
Kingfishers catch fire
Sprung rhythm enthralls

I still hear London Calling
Mr. McCartney. Paul
Heard him live in Baltimore
Sweet Loretta Modern at the mall

                        Right, y'all?