Strange things happen at the origins of religions:

For example,

Abraham takes his son to a Mountain
In order to ****** him
To prove how badass his faith in God is

Or,
Jesus tell his his followers to eat him
Before he gets pinned naked in public
To a wooden cross.


Or,
The Buddha fasts so intensely and persistently while seeking enlightenment
That he can put his finger in his belly button
And touch his backbone


Or, Joseph Smith claims to find gold tablets in the hills of New York from the Angel Moroni, marries more than 90 women, bangs a bunch of teenage girls, lies, cheats, steals, gets murdered by a mob and claims Jesus Christ came to Utah after his death

Or, Mohammed believes the angel Gabriel appears to him in a Cave and a few decades later Muslim armies are tearing through North Africa all the way up into Spain and France.

Or,
Martin Luther is sitting literally in the outhouse and while straining believes the Holy Spirit (whatever that is) reveals to him the founding principles of the Protestant Reformation.

Some crazy ****.

Or,

                  Crossing the Baltic
                     young sons son
                          Exoplanets!

P.S. See also American Cosmic: UFOs, religion, and technology by Diana Walsh Pasulka

                   Take it light, man!