at night she'd walk thru the neighborhood
totally naked and smokin a cigar

the neighbors would rush up to her and say
you shouldn't be walkin thru the neighborhood
totally naked and smokin a cigar

as if by magic a broomstick would appear
and she so nimbly would hop aboard

and off she'd go up into the sky
and fly so magestically 'midst the stars

in the morning she'd come out her front door
fully clothed, and get into her car

and ride off to work or school
(no-body really knew for sure)

a few nights later, there she'd be
walking thru the neighborhood
totally naked and smokin a cigar