American politics is ignorance and despair
Ignorance mobilized
But I like Boston Strong
1 Diet Coke, 2 large fries

Abraham Lincoln was most likely gay
Or maybe he was bi
Mary Todd Lincoln went ******
Purple goes the sky

George W. Bush was a Murderer
George W. Lies
Michael Dirda is unsure
But George F. Will denies

            In my solitude
                   I tries.