Mary having a mammogram
Jesus on Instagram
Joseph thinks, I am or am I,
life carries on at its own pace.

Ah,
Ahab and his crewmen will meet me
and I was wondering who'll be in hell
to greet me,
that was a book moment brought to you
by the
moribund society of Bellevue of which I'm
an honorary member.

anyway
the afterlife is just a burp
so you'll pardon me
I hope.