Wednesday seems to me to be longer than most days,
Saturday and Sunday much shorter,
Monday gets me by the curlies
and Tuesday gives me heebie-jeebies,
Thursday's not bad or it's not if you're mad,
but it's Friday that makes all worthwhile.

I'm crying to get by in a world full of very trying situations,
occupationally hazardous, absolutely ridiculous,
and I'm thinking rope necklace,
we'll see how that one plays out
but
without a doubt
Wednesday is definitely longer.