-C. S. Lewis to his brother, 11 August 1940, upon joining the Home Guard
Despite the cold and the morning mist Some of the fellows reported wild boars Up against the tree line across the fields So with my old rifle I took a walk
I found their feral diggings and rootings And stood and listened to the autumn winds Sighing in the tree tops, but there were no hogs Robert Frost could have made something of it
I marched for miles in my merry youth Laughing and singing by squad and company M-14 rifles slung over our skinny shoulders Our government thought this was a good idea
I found some bright-red holly-berries this morning Which was more fun than shooting at hogs
Or at other men
Letters of C. S. Lewis, ed. W. H. Lewis, Harvest / HBJ, San Diego, 1966 Feral Hogs Attack and **** a Woman in Texas - The New York Times (nytimes.com)