Sexually exciting and inviting dreadhead
Your artistically charming suavity is
So new and profound, more astounding
Than the ever-changing and shining seasons
More impeccable than delectable
Cream-filled chocolate cupcakes

Every scintillating swell detail
Of your exceptional immeasurable finesse
So extra creatively made
An irresistibly ideal *** appeal
Deep, mysterious rareness

You are a vision of universal visual poetry
An uncontested elegant body
Of earthy, energized, and spellbinding art
So aesthetically pleasing and healing
So intensely attention-grabbing and bedazzling

Multidimensional momentous dreaminess
Your astonishing top-notch marvelocity is
Unprecedented museum-quality hotness
Ultra sumptuous and triumphant hunkiness

Your wondrous evocative manliness
Breathes a new lease of life into my heart and soul
Makes me so bowled over by
Your banging blowout of bright, bold beguilement