Your smashing ***-kicking virility
Bewitches me indefinitely
Your slick, thrilling, and superhuman pulchritude
Juices up my movingness
Boldly glowing and mind-blowing Casanova

Your masculineness is magically
Extraordinary and impactful
Ravishing revolutionary rarity
Your powerfully inviting excitingness
Electrifies my vessel

Your authentic pristine dreaminess is
The most seamless and exponential flex
An impeccable, incandescent recipe
For brilliant and triumphant success
Your majesticness is a top-shelf talent

I am so passionate about your
Immaculate invaluable spectacularness
Unsurpassed ecstatic splash
I wanna become part of your
Durable and undisputed machoness
Your gratifying and truly praiseworthy earthiness

Crash at your dazzling, legendary palace
Make a splash, spread our bodies
Out on the lush, verdant grass
Where the stunning countryside sight
Excites and spellbinds my mind, body, and soul

Entwined in each other’s arms
Feel your delightfully gliding lips against mine
Our wet, warm tongues touching
Our eyes wide awake and ablaze
Take me away to endless summer days
Where we can love each other
For a month of Sundays