My heart beats endlessly
For the chance to step
Into pure, unconquerable romance
With your artistically hard-hitting enchantingness
Your smooth true-life brightness
Transcendently splendorous dreaminess

You are so magical and venerable
Deep, delicious, and matchless rareness
White-hot eye-catching kryptonite
Your firm, superlative splashiness
Enraptures and grabs my attention
I burn for your dark, mysterious extraordinariness

Such spanking hot machoness
Such grandly superior marvelocity
Of the highest quality
That is beyond compare
All that I love and dream of
Ecstatically airtight delight

Eminently action-packed
And graphic smash
My undisputedly poetic
And cleverly crash-hot flex
You appeal to my thoughts and feelings
You whet my appetite
Keep me hanging to your flaming
And mesmerizing divineness