You are an artful
And exalted man of fashion
Perpetually pleasing
And readable sweetness
Exuberant and handsome
Extravagant and reverent

Hypnotically persuasive tastiness
Dreamy, graceful, and playful
Your strikingly virile
And unconditionally loving thugness is
So cherishing and refreshing
Your ardent and perfect immersivity
Captures and staggers my utterly heavenly world

Your stately savory flavor enamors my senses
Sinks me into top-level treasured dreamland
Cuddly covetous lover boy
The tantalizing taste of your splashy
Syrupy spectacularity
Lingers in my inner world

Juicy, fresh fruit
Unassailable saleable fascinator
Desirable, gratifying likeableness
You got me all riled up
Over your rare ripe rhymes
Of plentiful and tempting steaminess