You are my infatuating And scintillating smasher My top-quality ardent star turn I long for your unstoppable Enthralling hotness in my heart In breezy, wintry December
On a cheery and magical Christmas night I wanna lay with ya By the shockingly gaudy fireplace Marvel at the snowy and picturesque scene Outside our massive glassy window
Such an elegant and classic attraction To behold, to be engrossed in As I stroke your impressive, silky beard Run my fingertips across your bewitchingly Vivid and vigorous lips
Imbue your soft sweet cheeks With the biggest, juiciest kisses Linger in your intensely intimate dimension Sheathed in static splashy slathers Of your immaculate impassioned magnetism