I wanna hammer my gayness
Into the headspace of your straightness
Put the make on your sensationally tasty engagingness
Be all over your boldly smoking thugness
Couple with your smooth sun-filled coolness
Spend the night with your fiery shining delight

Make out with your powerfully enticing invitingness
Feel up your robustness and ruggedness
Fool around with your deeply defined
And astounding spiciness
Let you impress your majesticness
Upon my heart and soul

Break through my inner beauty
Stir up my pure playful world
Titillate the inmost blazing hot spaces
Of my best and most amorous nation
Incomparable and beardalicious deliciousness
You are my renowned spanking-new kryptonite

I wanna set it off with your hotness
Spark off impossible and hypnotic magic
Start a fire that won’t die out
Bring the most vivid and ecstatic dreams into being
Build radically capital castles in Spain
Rain down your profoundly refined game

Bond your fond, warm heart with mine
Take beyond baking hot Mars
And make me stone-cold ******
Make me insanely blissed out
In your stretched-out swagged out land
Of fantastically enrapturing enchantment