I met a woman, I once knew,
back in school, she'd sniff glue.
She didn't recognize as I walked by,
so I didn't even bother to say hi.
I saw my mom who left me at five,
I was kinda hoping, she wasn't alive.
She gave me a second look,
gave her the finger, then off I took.
I saw my first love at the store,
she was the first girl, that let me explore.
I went in and asked her to lunch,
she had more kids than the Brady Bunch.
Met my ex wife at the local mall,
haven't seen her since our last brawl.
My nose is still badly broken,
her lips and jaw was still swollen.
Saw a girl that used to be a neighbor,
she now works for the department of labor.
We played doctor, we played house,
she liked playing with my mighty mouse.
Just today I bumped into my old babysitter,
she still hangs out with my sister.
My dad used to pay her very well,
in his bedroom she used to yell.
There is still one girl, I have left to see,
this is a girl that also hasn't met me.
I'm still looking for miss right,
I just hope the ***** is white.