“You'll never be ***** OF THE DECADE with that type of sick
behavior,” Oprah told Bill Cosby as he was drugging her. “You are
right!” Bill agreed with clear tears in his teary eyes from the trillion
big fibs that he told his bald wife of 60 years. “Why don't you lease
a chinchilla farm? It's not as much fun as ravishing passed-out *****
but you can still have a good time feeding them and cleaning cages,
sleeping on the beach and scarfing macaroni with a crusty hatchet.”

GAY NASAL SPRAY TURNED ME INTO A HYPER-LESBIAN
WALMART CART-PUSHER! “I was normal till I was sprayed 96
times in the nose!” Marlene X. Watson cried to a 400-pound judge.
Similar claims have been made by other skanks who regret ******-
ing their unborn kids. “I'll never forgive Walmart!” Marlene added.