This is how it started, Sitting in an ugly tree, Eating ugly sandwiches And they's as good as they could be When suddenly, There came a breeze, And I was falling gracefully. I hit my head on every branch... Then the tree fell on me.
I shamefully admit I tried Plastic surgery But the doctors were dismayed to see My ugliness increase.
I got a job, at the circus, And the freaks were scared of me... Left me locked up in a cage To rot eternally.
But I broke free. Through the bars I squeezed. All of this before the manly age of thirteen,
Many years go by With little hope for me. This ugly man that you see Won't ever be on TV. So I scribble all my grief Tearing holes in paper leaves, And I admit it openly There's no reprieve in my deluge. I've gotta stay outta view, Because the voodoo i brew Will pull the pretty out of you, And make you look ugly, too.
I'm an ugly ******* Ain't no need to hide the truth. Everything about me's ugly From my cap down to my shoes,
Watch just what you say, Or ill get ugly with you. 'Cause ugly is as ugly does. And ugly's what I do.