Brass Monkeys


At the meteorological university,

Winter did manage to wear a

mortar board, but only just, as

It got lowest degree ever to be

bestowed on any of the seasons.


This coming exam which will be

held at the port city of Hamburg

Circa December/January is said

To be the toughest O˚ Levels

Ever to be hosted in Europe.


All EU member states are going

To participate, even the UK who

Had previously enrolled before

This years paper had been set

By Russian federation members.


Liz Truss is leading the British

Team and according to some

Sources they are seen as the

Favourites having had more

Time to practice than others.




12/09/2022