Your crash-hot sought-after machoness
Enthuses and seduces my senses
Confuses my cool, makes me choose to move
In your engaging and exhilarating mantuary
Pant after your aesthetically enchanting flex
Drift in your distinctive clean-smelling cologne

You shine undyingly like high-flying summertime fireworks
Unapologetically fresh as ****
Passionate triumphant hunk
Fervent and merry spectacularity
You are intensely intriguing
Like an extravagant gift-wrapped Christmas present

A glorious roaring fire
Of eccentric and stupendous temptingness
Expressive and suggestive power
Effortless, tremendous masculineness
An unlimited and divine land
Of rare and picturesque artisticness

Submerge me in your indescribable
Magnetic web of tastefully ingratiating entrancingness
Indestructible rude hoodness
Your bedazzling action-packed magicalness is
The highest striking excitement
That makes me float in an air of mystery

Vigorous, virile lover boy
Luscious tatted-up hot stuff
I lapse into your extraordinary charismatic majesty
And feel your vast and vibrant essence
Of impressive and electric thunder
Encompassing my fruitful and wonderful heartland