I really don’t care if you like Royalty or not, But our Queen was always too hot to trot Not a Royalist myself but I still know right from wrong When I heard her song last play, I knew her time had come Seventy years doing a job only she knew best Find me another soul who could take this time, this underserving, Godlike test From an **** horriblis to her poor husband dying She kept our spirits high even through lack of trying When jumping from a plane with 007 You still looked cool and to even outwit your agent from heaven So, thank you Ma’am as you have been that servant to us all That you promised us even after just leaving what seemed your time at school You showed them how, and showed them what, in times of deepest peril As you will never be replaced Always the time, always the place To be our leader in any such haste For you kept you chin up, kept this ship afloat and never left us in a fizz As you will always be our Queen, our guide, Our never forgotten Liz