Eternally pure and unconquerable prodigy
Virile, god-like enticingness
High-strung wild kryptonite
I am a luscious southern slave
To your lustful and triumphant manfulness
So transfixed with your worldwide wicked wonderment
So desirable and flowery
So prizable and powerful

You put me into irons
Make me hanker after
Your intoxicating and invigorating captivation
Gulp your award-winning
And prominent pulchritude
Like a remarkable dark beer
Like a succulent pink ***** lemonade

Your venerable and sculptured superbness is
A heavenly high-resolution photograph
Bursting with unbelievably delicious
And the most tempting attractions
So insanely devourable like finely flavored
And ripe, juicy strawberries

Delightful, spicy-sweet, and mouthfilling brick
You are a recognizably romantic and robust lovingness
A lingering limited-edition elegancy
I worship your fierce and superlative flex to excess
I yield to your inviting and rousing delight