I like it when things are so hot that even the water can't run and comes comatose out of the tap,
that and the taste of Cornish ice cream, but what I don't like are those look-at-me drama queens making awful scenes, the muchtodo ballyhoo about ****** all.

I could have been in Bellevue if I had wanted to and as happy as Larry with the carry on that's always going on in that place,

but here I am
writing crazy ****,
wait
I guess that I'm halfway there.