Sheen supreme fiend
Creamy beaming dream king
Looking like a billion bucks
You are my lush clean-cut stud
So utterly luscious and untouchable
Delectable symmetrical flex
Blazingly brilliant intellect
The leanest and keenest machine
The meanest and steamiest spectacle

So masculine and masterful
So bold and glowing
Powerful, refined, and electrifying Romeo
Your hustle is unutterable
Your wicked and buoyantly adventurous muscle is
Extraordinarily sinuous and vigorous
Your masculinity is entrancing and ever-expanding

I long to fall into your exalted
And phenomenal man cave
Emanating with all-embracing
And ingratiating sensationalness
**** effervescent fragrance
I relish your massively jacked
And crackerjack attractiveness all around me

Sheerly fierce and superior lover boy
I deeply enjoy your thought-provoking
And intellectually refreshing allure
You are a timeless, treasured jewel
That forever glitters in the graceful
And visually stimulating art gallery
Of my mind, body, and soul