As mouthwatering as caramel banana cream pie
As chocolate nut upside-down cake
Full of personality, rare gregarious gravity
With great savory taste, fashionably swagged out
Cherishable beardazzling star status
I submerge into your matchless charismatic attraction
Wrapped up in your alluring moist heat

You astound and impound my senses
Put the plug on my heart and soul
Dismantle my expanse
Make me have it bad for your staggeringly crashing manliness
Dreamable unsinkable Prince Charming
You are a straight-up slaying sensation
Extremely dynamic, exuberant, and magnetic
With a flamboyant, robust, and masculine personality

So sinfully splendid and picturesque
Brilliant and effective perfection
Your magicalness ravishes my sparklingly ardent inner world
I take a good look at your appealing gemstone green eyes
Lapse into your extravagant poetical rhapsody
Attractive, masterful lips to kiss for days on end
Gracefully paramount kryptonite
Sick, lickable, and transfixing Zaddy

I stare in wonder at your bulging ***** chest
Your powerfully insurmountable biceps
Your tasty unbreakable abs
I crave to lay my head in your reverential, substantial arms
Become enthralled by your stalwartness
Your amorous and contagious gazes
Ache for more of your straightness
Make me go crazy for your seemingly superhuman stamina