It’s late and it’s foggy and you know You can’t see **** through that window But you’re driving fast. My paranoia is kicking in And my head is about to implode With worry. I grab ahold of the car seats And stare at the road more than you ever would As if I could prevent us from crashing If your eyes didn’t see what mine thought they saw. Maybe I never learned to be spontaneous. Maybe you’re the daredevil, And I’m the old lady who never leaves her house. And you know that I want you to know That I understand the beauty of the night, How the dew sets upon the grass like stars sit up in the sky, And I want you to know That I embrace the feeling of freedom on empty asphalt avenues But this whole automobile thing really throws me off. I want you to know that I have night terrors about things Just like this. I want you to understand me when I say slow down, Because I can’t help but be overcome by the images Of our could-be deaths. Please. Read my body language, no, Don’t take your eyes off of that road. I’m tense and I’m not usually this bad But when I’ve grown up explaining a death by Telling people he crashed in a car, I know that I don’t want that to be our fate. So just listen. Listen to me when I beg you, Slow down.