If your heart skips a beat and you're still stood on your feet
quit with the bellyachin'
at least someone's taking time out to check you out while all you can think about is your medical condition,
jeez
get with the program.

when she's had a decent gander and she wants you to take a wander with her up the garden path
and you have to laugh?

what a ***** pillock you must be,

a singularity among the gender
when she wants to bend your fender
and you think that might be a euphemism
but
you're just a broken down old wreck.