You are the sexiest and tastiest heavyweight champion
That enamors my headspace
Flamboyantly freshalicious and valiant
Blatantly badass, barrel-chested, and well-dressed
Powerful, robust, and dark-haired lover boy
Broodingly studalicious and swaggalicious
Fragrant ingratiating temptation
My red-hot magic popper
Sturdily structured alluringness

When I am with you, it is boundless sunshine and rainbows
Shimmering superstructuresque lusciousness
Your masculineness is a  wild and potent canvas
Superabundant in raw, earthy, and untamed virileness
I yearn to be a part of your world
Let you hold me close to your dopeness
Feel your solacing warmers roam in my treasure trove
Consume me with vast unmappable passion

Finesse me all over, let your showiness
Take over my glossy top-quality quarters
Knock down my dynasty
Let your smoothness shoot down
My profound earthbound entireness
Super **** tanned gent
Your rare hairy muscularity grabs me
Your stupendous attention-getting chest arrests me
Splashy matchless abs, ample, athletic thighs
Long and strong legs, majestic, zealous hottie

I am so nuts about your thugness
Locked in your steamy splendiferous sinfulness
I writhe in an immense, luminescent, and triumphant cloud
Of measureless and sizzling hot ecstasy
I want to be your fantastical, dreamlike wonderland
Trapped in your immaculate thrashing dazzlingness
Find satisfaction in your endless fierce peerlessness
The way you check me out with your intensely
Bright and alive green eyes
Make my senses feen to cling to yours
Peruse the smooth rosy roadway of your machoness
And luxuriate in dreamy and sumptuous paradise