Deserving Offspring



Global warming is all forgotten

Vlad's going to chill-out the Brits

Liz is going to freeze their bills.


This means that Brass Monkey

metaphors will be superfluous,

yet pawn shop testicles a reality.


Attention, it's imperative to make

sure the holes in your net zero

are not too large for the handouts.


But if they are, don’t forget you can

line it with the price cap which will

be Issued at your local food bank.


All new to you? don’t worry, lot's

of advice at hand from colonials,

you made them familiar with it all.