She vanquished and she stole Every living soul That ever crossed her path in any way She needed us to know That her heart’s as dark as coal And she looks at every man as human prey There’s nothing we can do She’s obnoxious, loud, and rude I’m not sure how much more there is to say I hope she gets her just For the previously discussed Soon, before she gets wise and escapes! I’m unsure how to get it done No thought I think seems fun But we need to make a plan without delay So, let us all discuss What we need to do and must So I can get undressed and hit the hay