Hello? No, my monster replied. Too formal. Hi? But why, my monster replied. I need a reason. Excuse me miss, Got the time? Why am I so nervous? This should be easy. How could I possibly ***** up this? Just go say something. Anything. Compliment her? That'll seem weird, my monster replied. She'll think you're a creep. I'm just trying to say hi. What kind of person can't start a simple conversation? My monster replied. Me. That's who. And you know why? I replied.. because of you.