No hopping off to the Mounties
or crossing over to stars and stripes
citing the importance of my head health
I am not in hiding in my twenty room mansion
did nowt to Joan and Kelly to give millions in redemption
and I am not opening anything to appease hordes
I am in plain sight on the battle field
girded my ***** and joined up
did my bit like most other
with no caviar or vintage
champers or port
So do your worst
it merely confirms
I am a better man than you