Bolsheviks' and muzhiks and even kulaks too
wrap your chains round your necks
its time for Royal bashing
its age for Royal bashing
down with Royals
no more Royalty

but cowards, sorry I mean scarlet comrades
we are doing it by remote control
please stop crying and listen

we will show you how to work the remotes
but you will spend your own money
on the batteries to send waves

all those on computers pay your energy bills
time and efforts you must give freely
your minds and loyalties are ours

now get on with it dear slaves of solidarity
do not think just do as we direct you
down with elitism power to dummies
sorry I mean chummies
you know...friends
we're all friends
aren't we