Something you could rely on?
not sure
so you try one before you buy one
and decide it's not for you,

but there's nothing for me
nothing for free and nothing
to see here, move along.

What else could wrong?
if you wait long enough
something will,

well
it's Monday and
I could run away
but
putting my best foot forward
leaving my left foot offended
I start the day.

hey!
don't judge,
it's not easy at four thirty
and
not any easier at sixty

( just shaved a few years off because they irritate me )