It has all gone topsy-turvy
they steal from the poor
to give to the rich scurvy
rats

Up **** creek
that's where Shell and Esso should go
but we're already there,

everyone hates
the gas and electric
the rent and the rates

and all we can do about it
is add to the **** in the creek

and down in Westminster
where
they're guzzling their Cliquot
and gorging on canapes
someone says
should we help the less fortunate
and someone else flushes the toilet.