Oh God,
it took me forever to get up
because I'd been taking something that was made up
by a Kitchen chemist in South Hackney

the word on the street was he's *******
with the molecule chains and he's doing
Fukin magic

So I moseyed on down there to see him
and I found him, he was
a busy bee and the ****** was buzzing

I asked him to add some more white in
to the mixture that he was concocting
I'm sure that he added Naproxen
because now I can't feel any pain.

Nothing's as good as the first time
not the second the third or the
four hundred and ninety-fifth time,
we're just kidding ourselves
killing ourselves
or
selling ourselves

terms and conditions apply.

The cops came around and they asked me
did I know of a chemist in Hackney
to them, I replied and
quite honestly,

Boots.