(This poem could be sung to the melody of "Michelle" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.)
D.T., you'll see: Though you fool your minions with your lies, You don't fool me. D.T., je sais… Je sais qui vous êtes vraiment…je sais… Je sais vraiment. Say, what the hell were you thinking When you took all those docs? You think that simple locks Will protect top secret docs from getting out of your hands?
D.T., I'll say You aren't fit to run this country; no, I say no way. There are folks out there who want you To be their shining star. They don't see who you are. Or if they do, they might see through your guise, and they dare Not to care.
You HAVE to know that you aren't guilt free. But does that faze you? No. You just put on your show. To get your way you have to play the martyr each day.
D.T., you'll see. Fess up to your wrongs and be a man. Yes, be a man. I say accountability's a word that you have to learn, Dear D.T.
D.T., you'll see: Though you fool your minions with your lies, You don't fool me.