I Don’t Care


I don’t care if Rishi SUNak becomes

prime minister and global warming

worsens causing mass meltdowns,

flooding the world and reintroducing

                 The ice age.


   I don’t care if Jimmy Saville is

re-incarnated and he gets his old

        job back at the BBC.


  I don’t care if Mother Theresa’s

ashes are auctioned at Sotheby’s

         to the lowest bidder.


I don’t care is Kim Jong-Un, Xi

and Vladimir Putin have the pull

straws to decide whether London

New York or Tel Aviv should be

        first to get the news.