He put down the bible and picked up the
Sunday Sports Page
---

He screamed at the kids

GO OUT AND PLAY!
---

He went to the fridge and got a beer
And
Turned on the Football Game
---

His wife came in frowning
--

He said:

DONT WORRY
I'LL ******* AT HALF TIME
--

The door slamed and she was gone

••
••

He sat there

He started to smile!

COMPLETE CONTROL!
--

Not only that

He figured out
(Finally)

What he had to do

To keep things going

Always his way!

-//-

(As most of you out there
Seem to have also figured out

Unfortunately)