His man cave is capacious and captivating
A commendable canvas of highly qualified, unrivaled art
Smooth blue-ribbon coolness
There is no end to your soothingness

His ingratiating space is rippingly thrilling and glistening
Everything I thought it would be
A high-powered flaming frame
Pristine prizewinning primeness

There is gloriously unalloyed flamboyancy in his georgeosity
Sheer seamless detail, amazingly ample amorousness
His robust, rushing construction is seductively tantalizing
His machoness takes me over
Discomposes my inmost soul

I yearn to sojourn with his immersiveness
Merge with his thundering succulent firmness
Feel his matchless bedazzling verve surge through my inner world