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Full of jouissance and juice
Smooth couthy treasure
You fuel my inner world
With your spectacular verve
You swerve in my nearness
Throw my gayness into disarray
Make me crave to taste
The rotation of your venerated nation
Lace my creation with your nakedness

Make me inebriated on your ample amount of enchantment
Coursing through your incandescent canvas
Let me travel unfathomable vastnesses
To bask in your smashing capital masculinenss
With your macho baritone voice
I can feel your overwhelming incessant thunder
Rumbling throughout my jungle
Fierce and incomparable
Profound underground sound prince
So immensely vibrant
Such utter governing lusciousness

You are a hypnotically mind-altering chronic marvel
Atomic, exotic, and neurotic sauce
You supply me with your top-quality tonic
You knock me off my boulevard
***** to the wall, you enthrall my heartland
You surf the exhilarating waves of my inner world
Immerse yourself in my hair-raising myriad adventures
You search my superbity, unearth my fervor
Enrapture every hot chocolate curve of my architecture