Your crashingly catchable attraction is
Super heavy-duty smoothness
That moves and enthuses my queerhood
With your rock-hard adrenaline-charged machoness
You got me ***** in your couthy coolness
Such a brill chiseled sweetness

I can’t avoid your allure
Can’t close the door to your heavenly heart-pounding euphoria
Abounding in high-powered empowering enticement
Let me exalt in your expressive arrestive velvetiness
Feel my head spin, arrest my senses, render me insensible
Encompassed by your insurmountable hundred-proof pulchritude

My incomparable spectacular masher
Your splashiness crashes into my confectionery
And marries with my magical galactical extraordinariness
Your dazzling mantastical bareness bedazzles me
Invaluable capital splash, your mellow macho goldenness
Is the most sparkling artistic treasure to behold
You give me a smashingly superlative mindgasm
Make me even more mentally enchanted
As I serenade to you’re A-grade captivating sensationalness