You are my dreamy obsidian supreme king
Your rugged thugalicious look keeps me hooked
And shook, country-loving crunkness
Beardalicious, hunkalicious, such unconquerableness
The pure passionate taste of your handsomeness
Slithering on my tongue makes me have peerless
Crytal-clear fantasies brimming with your masculinity

You enwrap me in your magicalness
Invite me into your immaculate dapperlicious world
You are my immersive picture jasper
You bring infinite contentment to my dimension
You give me ascension to the most seamless shimmering wonderments
You make my mouth water the more I marvel
At your glowing irreproachable machoness

Struck with a head rush when your thugness
Closes in around my rainbow-loving soul
Your superliciousness enraptures the atmosphere around me
Your contagiousness evaporates my creation
To gape at your unparalleled illuminating captivation is
The greatest possible and phenomenal bliss
That sheathes me in its sweetness and sunshine endlessly