He has me juiced up
Hooked on his rudeness
His smooth true-blue pulchritude
He peruses and soothes my intellect
He inhales my galvanizing gazes
Exhales swelling psychedelic poeticess
All over my fantastically fabulous flesh

I am strapped to his massively enrapturing splashiness
Even his rock-solid indomitable machoness
Slithering slick thrill, he is, he sends
Gripping sizzling chills down my spine
He tunes my sound system
He takes me into his green room
And consumes my cool
With his seamless goon-nificent smoothness

He gets his swerve on immerse
His staggering succulent sauce
In my high-quality body of lurid absorbing art
He is my lyrically gifted prodigy
I exalt in his flossin fresh hotness
The way his glowing, smoking body
Interlocks with mine
How he swathes me in his badass mantastical rareness
Has me a thousand miles away from my mind