To faff and **** and sneak and snort To jive and jib and shove and slime To drone and discredit and simmer with envy To parade inadequacy and promote idiocies To be blinded and witless and rage in inferiority To be snivelling cowards and trailer trash bullies To be weak gutless retards in deluded role-change campaign All swamped twitching and burping in vermillion pond life reflecting the haze of their dystopian stalking canals